The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.