The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.