The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.