The Shank Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.