The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.