The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Borregales makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.