The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.