The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The broadcast shows Borregales on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.