The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.