The Shank Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Borregales trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.