The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Borregales trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.