The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Borregales gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.