The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.