The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Borregales trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.