The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.