The Phantom Flag Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Borregales gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.