The Shank Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Borregales trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.