The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.