The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Ref: "Number Borregales, that's a flag." Borregales: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Borregales, Borregales, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.