The Doink Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.
- Borregales will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.