The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Ref: "Number Borregales, that's a flag." Borregales: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Borregales scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.