The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Borregales gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.