The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Borregales, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.