The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Borregales drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.