The Upright Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.