The Hamstring Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.