The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Borregales. Borregales does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.