The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.