The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Borregales warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.