The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Borregales's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.