The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Borregales's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.