The Hamstring Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Borregales hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.