The Wide Left Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Borregales drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.