The Late Scratch Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Borregales's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.