The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Borregales kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Borregales, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.