The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Borregales goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Borregales's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.