The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Borregales gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.