The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Borregales's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Borregales, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.