The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Borregales is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Borregales gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.