The Late Scratch Hex of Antonio Williams
Antonio Williams · WAS · WR
“Williams gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Rookie Williams gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Antonio Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Antonio Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Antonio Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.