The Prevent Defense Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cardinals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.