The Prevent Defense Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cardinals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.