The Bad Spot Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Cardinals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Cardinals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.