The Snap Count Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cardinals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.