The Hamstring Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Cardinals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.