The Hamstring Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cardinals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.