The Snap Count Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cardinals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.