The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Cardinals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cardinals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.