The Phantom Flag Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cardinals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.