The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeanty, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.